Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far, away called Brooklyn, lived an unfiltered cigarette smoking man named Gordon. With only an 8th grade education and a obvious Brooklyn accent, one would assume him just another "working class" idiot. One would be wrong.
He met his wife when he was still in Sunday school. She didn't know it yet, and refused to believe such rubbish but I can assure you in the end she would say "I do" and they would live out their lives together for over 60 years and die a day apart from each other, but I'm getting ahead of myself.

This was a time when you were considered a leper for having any kind of tattoo on you. These days guys are quick to get their necks, hands, and faces tattooed to show they are tough guys and women get infinity symbols and inspirational paragraphs slapped on them to prove they are deep and spiritual. Back then you were considered an outlaw if you had tattoos. So naturally, Gordon got several all over his arms and chest for .25 a piece. (The chest piece cost a $1, he did it in .25 installments). His most treasured tattoo was the name "Margie", his wife's name, though they weren't married yet. (She was still swimming in the sea of DeNile) He also rode a motorcycle which was completely unheard of. Basically, a father's worst nightmare for their daughter.

He lived by a very simple phrase. (In a Brooklyn accent of course)
"It's Simple. Ya. Do. What's. Right"
If everyone lived by that, would be really need any other laws?
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